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Six hundred francs.
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What, for that old rag?
Phooey. I'll give you two.
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For a shrewd customer
like you,
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597 francs.
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You're being cheated.
40 francs.
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Misers! Money-grubbers!
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Uh, valued customers!
Deal.
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And throw in that one.
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That is to the lady's liking.
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Good work, Abdullah.
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Silk from China?
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Orders from England. Abdullah's
one of our new operatives.
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According to this, there's
a supercannon on the island.
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So I've been told.
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It's long, wide.
Its balls are enormous.
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(CHUCKLING)
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Guilty as charged.
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Supercannon Stiles,
they call me.
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If it works,
France will use it
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to bombard England
across the Channel.
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So?
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It could pave the way
for an invasion.
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Big deal.
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England might lose the war!
Oh, boo-hoo.
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(YAWNING) The fate of the free
world hangs in the balance.
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You'll get to blow
something up.
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All right, count me in.
Good.
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(SIGHING)
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It's a beautiful day, and the
smell of violence is in the air.
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What could possibly go wrong?
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(JACK SHOUTING)
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Jack!
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(GASPING)
Jack!
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(JACK EXCLAIMING)
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Who is that?
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It's my old partner.
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(BARKING)
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(GROWLING)
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(SINGING) In 1801,
the Revolution had been won
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And Uncle Sam's favorite son
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Had a job he needed done
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Which brought Jack to a lady
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Both beautiful and smart
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Who found his mix intriguing
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A scoundrel with a heart!
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From the Halls of Montezuma
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To the shores of Tripoli
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There was never
a leatherneck braver
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A daring dragoon is he!
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He'll halt the bold advance
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Of Napoleon's attack
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There ain't a French
or pirate rogue
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Who don't know Jack!
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From the Halls of Montezuma
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To the shores of Tripoli
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Sailin' 'round
the bloody world
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To defend democracy
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And when ya need
a fightin' man
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To trust or watch your back
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Just ask the bloke
right next to ya
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Damn right!
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It's Jack!
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Oh, no, not a Charlie Horse!
No!
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Your old partner?
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Emilia, I want you to meet
Kentucky Sue.
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KENTUCKY: How do you do,
little lady?
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I see.
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Did you find him
as impossible as I do?
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Plumb impossible!
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Excuse me.
The inn is down the road.
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Who's this fussbudget?
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She's my new partner.
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New partner?
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Ladies, come on, now.
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There's plenty of me
to go around.
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Jack Stiles, you're still
the same mangy old dog.
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Yeah, and you're still
the same feisty alley cat.
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We were some team
in the old days.
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Yeah, a couple
of New York Yankees.
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That Boston Tea Party was
a mighty fine idea of yours.
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Well, I always preferred
coffee anyway.
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But I gotta tell you, putting the
itching powder in Cornwallis' jock,
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what a zinger!
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Yeah, those were the days.
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Fighting them Brits instead
of making nice with them.
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I beg your pardon.
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What you term sissy
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reflects England's
lofty level of civilization.
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Science, law,
art, culture.
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Oh, aren't we using
big words today?
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She always go on like that?
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Yeah. Only when she's
not yelling at me.
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Excuse me, I do not yell.
I chastise.
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Too bad. I've never been
one for chastity.
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Yeah, you got that right,
baby.
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Hey, you remember in Valley
Forge when we melted that snow?
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(BOTH EXCLAIMING)
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You were some Minuteman.
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Minuteman? What are you
talking about, baby?
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I was a five-minute man
at least.
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Come on, you!
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So let me get this straight. You
two were making love, not war.
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No, between
my masterful swordplay
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and Kentucky's skill
with the pistol,
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oh, we were something else,
baby!
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(GRUNTING)
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JACK: So how on earth did you
ever wind up in Palau-Palau?
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KENTUCKY: Well, I'm on leave
from the service,
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so I figured
I'd track you down.
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You came 8,000 miles
just to say hi?
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I mean,
after the way things ended,
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I figured you wouldn't want
to see hide nor hair of me.
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Yeah, well, I gotta fess up,
I took it hard.
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Hey, look what I made for you.
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You made something for me?
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Oh, look at that.
A bullet with my name on it.
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Gee, Kentucky,
that sure was thoughtful.
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I swore I'd never rest
till I saw this in your back.
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But you know what they say about
time healing wounds and all.
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Just tell me one thing,
Jackie.
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Why'd you leave me?
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SOLDIER: But you have
not paid customs duty.
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MAN: But I did.
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That was the Governor's duty.
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Where is mine? If I
give you more money...
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And I waited for you, Jack.
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I waited at West Point
up to my knees in snow.
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And you said you'd be back
and then you were...
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Gone.
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(JACK LAUGHING)
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Oh, no, you don't.
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Good to the last drop.
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Thank you. Thank you.
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Don't I know you?
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Yeah.
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(KENTUCKY GIGGLING)
JACK: Oh! Oh, baby!
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Come on!
I know you love it!
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Yeah.
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(GRUNTING)
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Hi, Em.
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What on earth are you two
doing? This is not a barnyard.
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Well, Kentucky was just showing
me a couple of her moves.
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Jack, come with me
this instant.
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I think Jack can make up
his own mind.
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He could if he could remember
where he lost it. Jack!
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Hey, nobody bosses him around
like that except for me!
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I beg your pardon,
Miss Kentucky,
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but while in my house, you
will act with proper decorum.
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If this is proper decorum,
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I'll take a prairie mud hut
any day of the week.
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If you don't mind,
we have business to conduct.
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Oh, Jack Stiles, you have
really done it this time.
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Emilia Rothschild,
I think you're jealous.
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(SCOFFS) Oh, jealous? Me, jealous?
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Oh, yeah.
That's preposterous.
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The very idea makes me
want to laugh.
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Oh, yeah,
I can see it right now.
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She's everything
you wish you were.
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A crack shot.
A crackpot.
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A master sleuth. Foul and
uncouth. Completely crass.
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Yeah, but a great piece of...
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This is no time for joking.
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We need to find that cannon
and destroy it fast.
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And as far as that tumbleweed
trollop in there goes...
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Oh, have some pity
on the girl, will you?
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Once you go Jack,
you never go back.
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Her presence is a
complication we can't afford.
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Well, as much as it burns
my tongue to say it,
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you're right.
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JACK: (VOICEOVER) I'll tell her
tonight at Croque's dinner party.
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You must try the crab
vol-au-vent. Exquisite.
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Until that gun has been
tested, I have no appetite.
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Have you picked a target?
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The locals have been
restless lately.
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Resisting our taxmen,
avoiding forced labor.
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So we are targeting a village
across the strait.
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Live victims.
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That will show them
the might of France.
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Of course, of course.
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What is the village called?
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Kaupang.
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Never heard of it.
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Oh, don't bother
remembering.
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By this time next week, it
will no longer be in existence.
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Kentucky, there's something
I gotta tell you.
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There's something
I gotta tell you, too.
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You better let me
go first.
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See, I've got a job
to do here.
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And I promise
I won't get in the way.
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(STAMMERING) That's good,
but... I can even help you.
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I've never been much
for cooking and cleaning,
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but I can ride a shotgun.
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What are you saying?
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Same thing you're
trying to say, silly.
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I accept. I'll marry you.
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00:10:07,773 --> 00:10:09,604
Gee, Kentucky,
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00:10:10,276 --> 00:10:13,245
well, I'm flattered.
I really am.
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00:10:13,813 --> 00:10:17,271
But I don't think I'm
the type of guy for you.
199
00:10:17,783 --> 00:10:20,183
I mean, I can't offer you
a home or a hearth
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or any of the things
you deserve.
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00:10:22,121 --> 00:10:24,715
I mean, I can't even promise
that I won't come home in a box
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00:10:24,790 --> 00:10:27,884
with a sword sticking
out of my back. So...
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00:10:30,296 --> 00:10:31,388
You gotta understand.
204
00:10:31,464 --> 00:10:36,094
I understand. You're a
no-good, rabid prairie dog!
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00:10:36,335 --> 00:10:37,962
Look, I'm sorry.
No!
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00:10:38,337 --> 00:10:40,237
You're gonna be sorry.
207
00:10:40,806 --> 00:10:42,603
Sorry you were ever born!
208
00:10:43,809 --> 00:10:45,470
Sorry you ever
laid eyes on me!
209
00:10:45,544 --> 00:10:46,533
No. No, dear...
210
00:10:47,380 --> 00:10:50,372
Sorry you ever messed
with Kentucky Sue!
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00:10:52,785 --> 00:10:54,480
(CROQUE CHUCKLING)
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00:10:54,553 --> 00:10:56,487
It seems that
yet another woman
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00:10:56,555 --> 00:10:59,388
has fallen for the charms
of Monsieur Stiles.
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00:11:00,092 --> 00:11:03,323
Mademoiselle, I do not
believe I've had the pleasure.
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00:11:05,064 --> 00:11:06,361
Kentucky Sue.
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00:11:06,999 --> 00:11:10,901
But you'll remember me as the woman
who turned in the Daring Dragoon.
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00:11:13,472 --> 00:11:15,372
The Daring Dragoon?
218
00:11:17,410 --> 00:11:21,278
You heard me.
He's right under your nose.
219
00:11:23,949 --> 00:11:25,644
The Dragoon is yours.
220
00:11:27,453 --> 00:11:29,011
He's...
He's right here.
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00:11:31,724 --> 00:11:32,713
In the colony.
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00:11:33,759 --> 00:11:38,025
Governor, I'd like
to present my fiancée.
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Fiancée?
Fiancée?
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00:11:40,800 --> 00:11:42,495
Sweeter than
a slug of bourbon,
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00:11:42,568 --> 00:11:45,537
shining brighter
than the old Kentucky moon.
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00:11:48,974 --> 00:11:51,772
Governor, I've never been
one to procrastinate.
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00:11:51,844 --> 00:11:53,072
Marry us this Sunday.
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00:11:53,145 --> 00:11:55,443
CROQUE: Of course,
my friend.
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00:11:55,514 --> 00:11:59,245
But we would not want the Dragoon
to spoil the wedding party,
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00:11:59,318 --> 00:12:00,785
would we, mademoiselle?
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00:12:01,120 --> 00:12:02,849
You said
he could be captured.
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00:12:02,922 --> 00:12:04,446
Well...
Well, of course he can
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00:12:04,523 --> 00:12:06,150
because he's right here
under our noses.
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00:12:06,225 --> 00:12:10,025
Why, I've even heard that he's
looking for some kind of a weapon.
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He will never find
the supercannon.
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00:12:13,132 --> 00:12:14,292
(CHOKING)
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JACK: Well, maybe
that's the problem.
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00:12:15,668 --> 00:12:19,263
Instead of hiding it away, why don't you
demonstrate the supercannon in public?
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00:12:19,705 --> 00:12:21,104
Yeah,
the Dragoon will turn up,
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00:12:21,173 --> 00:12:23,607
and then you can spring
your trap.
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00:12:23,676 --> 00:12:25,143
Yeah!
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00:12:26,345 --> 00:12:27,812
How devious.
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00:12:27,880 --> 00:12:30,678
Jack, I think you have
finally met your match.
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Spread the word!
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00:12:33,319 --> 00:12:35,287
The supercannon is...
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00:12:35,354 --> 00:12:36,343
(CLEARING THROAT)
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(SHUSHING)
Up at the fortress!
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00:12:39,125 --> 00:12:40,422
(PEOPLE EXCLAIMING)
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Let the Dragoon come.
We shall be ready for him.
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00:12:47,800 --> 00:12:49,700
Jack, we're gonna be
so happy.
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00:12:50,336 --> 00:12:51,826
And now that we're engaged,
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00:12:51,904 --> 00:12:54,600
I got me some ideas about
how I want to be romanced.
253
00:12:54,673 --> 00:12:55,662
(EXCLAIMING)
254
00:13:11,690 --> 00:13:15,990
(SINGING) L is for
the only one you see
255
00:13:16,462 --> 00:13:20,523
Oh, I forgot
the words entirely
256
00:13:21,901 --> 00:13:23,163
(EXCLAIMING)
Careful!
257
00:13:23,235 --> 00:13:25,169
This substance I'm working on
is very unstable.
258
00:13:25,237 --> 00:13:27,102
Any loud noise could
set off an explosion.
259
00:13:28,774 --> 00:13:29,866
You kidding me?
260
00:13:29,942 --> 00:13:32,740
One more minute with Kentucky,
and I'll explode.
261
00:13:32,812 --> 00:13:35,576
A whole week
of flowers, music, poetry.
262
00:13:35,648 --> 00:13:37,115
(SHUDDERING)
I feel dirty.
263
00:13:37,183 --> 00:13:40,209
Sounds like Miss Kentucky's having
a civilizing influence on you.
264
00:13:40,286 --> 00:13:42,481
If I was any more civilized,
I'd be wearing a dress.
265
00:13:43,022 --> 00:13:44,080
What is that?
266
00:13:44,156 --> 00:13:46,886
This is what I'm going to use
to blow up the supercannon.
267
00:13:47,793 --> 00:13:49,761
Jack, it seems to me you
don't have much of a choice.
268
00:13:49,829 --> 00:13:52,627
You'll have to appeal to her
better qualities for understanding
269
00:13:52,698 --> 00:13:54,188
and tell her the truth.
270
00:13:54,300 --> 00:13:55,767
Yeah, I guess...
The truth?
271
00:13:55,835 --> 00:13:57,826
Where'd you get
a crazy idea like that?
272
00:13:57,903 --> 00:13:59,962
No, she'd never
be able to handle it.
273
00:14:00,306 --> 00:14:03,139
(SIGHING) My only choice is
to run like a hyena in heat.
274
00:14:03,375 --> 00:14:07,175
I should've known, Stiles.
You hornswoggled me once
275
00:14:07,479 --> 00:14:09,413
and you ain't gonna
do it again!
276
00:14:10,883 --> 00:14:12,111
Jackal!
277
00:14:13,252 --> 00:14:14,651
Coyote!
278
00:14:15,921 --> 00:14:17,286
You yellow-bellied...
279
00:14:17,356 --> 00:14:18,618
Get down!
280
00:14:18,691 --> 00:14:19,919
...dog!
281
00:14:23,362 --> 00:14:24,920
I think she's made
some excellent points.
282
00:14:24,997 --> 00:14:26,487
Oh, not you, too?
283
00:14:26,565 --> 00:14:28,863
Hey, hey, whoa, whoa!
Wait, wait, wait.
284
00:14:31,237 --> 00:14:32,932
It's me you want.
Leave her out of it.
285
00:14:34,039 --> 00:14:35,165
So that's it.
286
00:14:35,841 --> 00:14:37,502
You want her instead of me.
287
00:14:38,544 --> 00:14:41,513
That hoity-toity bookworm!
288
00:14:41,981 --> 00:14:43,414
I think you left out snooty.
289
00:14:43,482 --> 00:14:45,143
(WHISPERING) Snooty?
Controlling.
290
00:14:45,217 --> 00:14:46,241
Stuck-up.
291
00:14:46,318 --> 00:14:48,309
Wet blanket. I think
we've made our point here.
292
00:14:48,387 --> 00:14:51,220
Trust me, she's not
half the woman you are.
293
00:14:52,625 --> 00:14:54,820
It's true!
He's right, I'm not.
294
00:14:54,894 --> 00:14:55,918
(STAMMERING)
But...
295
00:14:55,995 --> 00:14:59,453
Still,
I can't let you hurt her.
296
00:15:00,065 --> 00:15:02,226
I'm the one you want, so come
on, give it your best shot.
297
00:15:02,301 --> 00:15:04,098
No, wait! Wait!
298
00:15:04,970 --> 00:15:06,562
Although we started
on the wrong foot,
299
00:15:06,639 --> 00:15:08,004
I must admit
I've come to admire you.
300
00:15:08,073 --> 00:15:10,007
You're tough
and you're smart
301
00:15:10,075 --> 00:15:13,476
and beneath that rough
exterior, I know you have class.
302
00:15:13,545 --> 00:15:16,173
Too much to commit
this barbaric act.
303
00:15:18,584 --> 00:15:19,983
You really think I'm classy?
304
00:15:20,052 --> 00:15:21,485
I'm sure of it.
305
00:15:22,721 --> 00:15:23,710
Well, thanks.
306
00:15:27,226 --> 00:15:28,853
But I'm still
gonna kill him!
307
00:15:35,501 --> 00:15:37,196
Goddamn you, Jack!
308
00:15:48,347 --> 00:15:49,974
Just tell me one thing.
309
00:15:50,382 --> 00:15:52,441
Why did you leave me
at West Point?
310
00:15:52,918 --> 00:15:54,317
'Cause I had a job to do.
311
00:15:55,220 --> 00:15:57,120
I'm a sucker
when lives are at stake.
312
00:15:57,189 --> 00:15:58,213
Whose life?
313
00:15:58,290 --> 00:15:59,382
Yours.
314
00:15:59,458 --> 00:16:00,447
Mine?
315
00:16:00,993 --> 00:16:03,086
I had orders to kill you,
Kentucky.
316
00:16:03,495 --> 00:16:06,259
High Command thought that you were gonna
turn West Point over to the British,
317
00:16:06,332 --> 00:16:07,697
so I had to smoke out
the real traitor.
318
00:16:07,766 --> 00:16:10,428
Some joker
named Benedict Arnold.
319
00:16:11,637 --> 00:16:13,935
My heart was always yours,
kid, but it...
320
00:16:14,573 --> 00:16:16,040
It's just not in the cards.
321
00:16:17,176 --> 00:16:18,336
I'm sorry.
322
00:16:22,147 --> 00:16:24,206
Well, I gotta go on
with my hero act,
323
00:16:24,283 --> 00:16:27,946
so if you'll excuse me.
324
00:16:34,760 --> 00:16:36,284
Target the village.
325
00:16:36,362 --> 00:16:37,420
In position!
326
00:16:37,763 --> 00:16:38,889
(SPEAKING FRENCH)
327
00:16:47,072 --> 00:16:48,539
Ready, mon gouverneur.
328
00:16:49,108 --> 00:16:51,008
And fire!
329
00:16:56,749 --> 00:16:58,080
(LAUGHING)
330
00:16:59,685 --> 00:17:02,210
So you're throwing a party
and you didn't invite me.
331
00:17:02,454 --> 00:17:03,443
Now!
332
00:17:16,101 --> 00:17:17,090
(WHISTLING)
333
00:17:29,948 --> 00:17:31,176
CROQUE: Who are you?
334
00:17:31,683 --> 00:17:33,310
Stop in the name of France!
335
00:17:33,385 --> 00:17:35,546
You will keep still
when I am talking to you!
336
00:17:38,690 --> 00:17:39,782
(WHISTLING)
337
00:17:39,858 --> 00:17:41,450
I am the Governor!
338
00:17:44,963 --> 00:17:47,090
But where can he be?
339
00:17:51,770 --> 00:17:53,795
Now I have you, monsieur.
340
00:17:53,872 --> 00:17:55,237
(GUN FIRING)
341
00:17:58,811 --> 00:17:59,800
Where are you?
342
00:18:08,087 --> 00:18:10,385
JACK: All right,
who's next, huh?
343
00:18:27,940 --> 00:18:29,965
That's my little alley cat.
344
00:18:30,275 --> 00:18:32,743
You old skunk rat, you.
345
00:18:35,447 --> 00:18:37,608
I must know who you are.
346
00:18:38,417 --> 00:18:40,647
I'm the itch
you can't scratch,
347
00:18:40,953 --> 00:18:43,251
the gas you can't pass.
348
00:18:52,731 --> 00:18:53,789
(WHISTLING)
349
00:18:53,866 --> 00:18:55,197
Today would be good.
350
00:19:01,406 --> 00:19:02,600
(EXCLAIMING)
351
00:19:03,142 --> 00:19:07,875
And now, my little friend, we
shall see what we shall see!
352
00:19:09,515 --> 00:19:10,641
(GASPING)
353
00:19:10,716 --> 00:19:12,013
It is a bomb!
354
00:19:17,823 --> 00:19:19,154
(JACK LAUGHING)
355
00:19:27,866 --> 00:19:29,993
My beautiful cannon!
356
00:19:34,973 --> 00:19:36,736
Well, I guess
this is it, eh?
357
00:19:36,808 --> 00:19:39,641
Yep. Gotta get me
back to Washington.
358
00:19:40,045 --> 00:19:41,979
Jefferson flips his wig
when I'm gone.
359
00:19:42,047 --> 00:19:43,241
Tell the old man I miss him.
360
00:19:43,315 --> 00:19:45,681
Oh, and he still owes me
a case of bourbon.
361
00:19:51,056 --> 00:19:53,547
Sorry for messing up
your lab and all.
362
00:19:53,625 --> 00:19:55,092
Don't worry.
As soon as you're gone,
363
00:19:55,160 --> 00:19:56,787
I'll have Jack get to work
with his mop.
364
00:19:56,862 --> 00:19:58,523
You ride hard on him.
365
00:19:58,864 --> 00:20:02,163
You know, for a snooty, stuck-up,
prissy, Brit fancy-pants,
366
00:20:02,501 --> 00:20:03,559
you're all right!
367
00:20:04,469 --> 00:20:05,959
Likewise.
Yeah.
368
00:20:06,038 --> 00:20:07,505
Good luck, miss.
Yeah.
369
00:20:11,877 --> 00:20:14,641
You might want this.
370
00:20:15,280 --> 00:20:17,180
I won't be needing it
no more,
371
00:20:17,249 --> 00:20:20,275
but if you ever need Kentucky
Sue, you just give me a holler.
372
00:20:21,186 --> 00:20:25,088
You know, different time,
different place,
373
00:20:25,891 --> 00:20:27,620
things might've worked out
between us.
374
00:20:29,328 --> 00:20:31,558
You're sure a hell of a gal,
Kentucky.
375
00:20:33,131 --> 00:20:34,496
Yeah, I know.
376
00:20:40,105 --> 00:20:43,074
Different time,
different place.
377
00:20:48,213 --> 00:20:50,181
You mangy old dog, you!
378
00:20:52,851 --> 00:20:54,978
KENTUCKY: Say, you're kind of cute.
379
00:20:59,558 --> 00:21:01,788
Jack, do you really think
I'm prissy?
380
00:21:01,860 --> 00:21:03,919
Prissy? No.
381
00:21:06,265 --> 00:21:07,732
Now, stuck-up, maybe.
382
00:21:09,167 --> 00:21:10,725
(CHUCKLING)
And snooty, well...
383
00:21:10,802 --> 00:21:12,736
I mean,
no one can deny that.
384
00:21:12,804 --> 00:21:14,465
(JACK GROANING)
385
00:21:14,873 --> 00:21:16,932
Now, as far as
fancy-pants goes,
386
00:21:17,009 --> 00:21:20,103
well, that's debatable because
you don't really wear pants.